Seriously. I don’t get it. People are telling me “buy bonds, the market will explode” but when I went onto my brokerage I couldn’t understand a damn thing about what I was looking at. If anyone understands bonds, feel free to tell me what I should be doing.

Note: this post was made almost entirely in jest, I understand how bonds work but was miffed at how poor the front-end for buying them was at my brokerage. I’ll have a better post on bonds up later.