Yes it’s OK that J Powell killed your puts

I’ve been trawling through old internet posts, and I found something interesting from March 2020. I won’t quote it directly but the gist was this:

I knew the market would crash due to Coronavirus, now that rat bastard J Powell comes in and pumps the market with free money, killing all my puts. What the fuck is this? Are you going to buy my puts from me now since they’re *distressed assets*?

As should be obvious this comes from the time when the Federal Reserve announced they would take every possible measure, including buying “distressed assets” in order to maintain liquidity in the market. Obviously anyone who was hoping a liquidity crisis would create a market crash was SOL, but for the good of the nation as a whole it’s better that our economy keeps chugging than a few disaster capitalists make it rich.

But it does raise a somewhat unfortunate truth: the Federal Reserve mostly buys up the assets of rich institutions that don’t need the help. The Fed buying someone’s underwater mortgage doesn’t actually help them, they’re still underwater and in debt, but it does help the bank that wrote the mortgage and is now facing a loss. The bank gets to offload the “distressed asset” (ie bad loan) and go use that money to make more money, while the mortgage owner just gets a new person they have to pay. It’s genuinely true that the Fed gives the greatest help to those already wealthy, and those of us not wealthy have to live with the consequences. Although all of us are helped in a way by the Fed maintaining liquidity in the economy, we aren’t helped to nearly the same extent as the banks that get to offload their bad decisions onto the government. I think it’s good that the Fed maintains liquidity, but I think there need to be more strings attached, demanding equity in exchange for liquidity would be a very fair trade in my book. And if banks don’t want the Government to own a percentage of them, then they can just refuse the free money.

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