There was recently a nuclear fusion “breakthrough” which brought the naysayers out of the woodwork. The breakthrough claimed that scientists had used fusion to generate more energy than was put in. This claim, however, discounted the energy cost of the lasers used to achieve the fusion, which is like saying your company is profitable is you ignore all the salaries. Not only that, this breakthrough isn’t even on the way to creating a self-sustaining fusion reaction, it can not create a self-sustaining reaction due to the need to add and target new material in between each laser pulse. This “breakthrough” is seeming more and more like a nothingburger, and the naysayers have come out to say nay on it.

This has led to the usual backlash from the yaysayers: “they said at airplanes and steamships would never work! You’re ignorant if you don’t believe fusion won’t work!” It’s true that naysayers often laugh and disparage the geniuses of the age, they laughed at the Wright Brothers, they laughed at Edison, but remember they also laughed at Bozo the clown. Yaysayers don’t ever seem to acquiesce to the numerous promised technologies that never really worked, only focusing on those that did work and claiming a direct connection to the current one. So I thought I’d illuminate some prior failures.

Flying cars: everyone knows that the promise of flying cars never panned out despite much public mindshare and media hype. You may counter that “flying cars aren’t impossible, trying to make them is just expensive, difficult, and unnecessary” to which I say “perhaps so is fusion.” The possibility of making a toy-flying car which would never be road-legal is akin to using 300 megajoules to get 3 megajoules out of a fusion pellet, and claiming you have a breakthrough. Doable yes, but it doesn’t prove the endeavor to be doable at scale.

Antigravity elevators. Albert Einstein made several attempts at unifying the (then known) forces of the Universe together. When he started, physicists only knew about electromagnetism and gravity, but it was very enticing that these forces act so similarly in that they have infinite range and their power falls off with the square of the distance. Einstein and others theorized that there was some way to change electricity into gravity and vice versa, and charlatans/”inventors” jumped on the idea. One theory was an antigravity elevator which, by transporting passengers up and down through gravity waves instead of a moving cab, would be much more efficient and perhaps easier to maintain. Of course this idea never came to pass, not least because theories on the unification of gravity with electromagnetism were still missing half the puzzle: the strong and weak nuclear forces.

And here’s a great one: Supersonic flight transport aircraft. Now this might seem a weird one, Concorde showed it isn’t impossible, but as I’ve discussed before history has shown it to be clearly uneconomical when compared to its competitors. An idea doesn’t have to be impossible to get tossed aside, merely uneconomical.

I feel like people don’t realize how many seemingly great ideas have come and failed because they just aren’t economical even if they aren’t impossible. Fusion could well be one of those ideas, sure it works in physics but in economics who’s to say fission and renewables aren’t just objectively better? We’re still decades off even a working test reactor, and the one being planned is already about 4x over budget. Private companies have claimed they’ll come in and disrupt the industry but we had the same claims about a lot of failed projects over the years, who’s to say fusion will be any different? I know that fusion power as a scientific concept is perfectly sound, but as an engineering challenge or a profitable industry I remain skeptical.